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The Breakfast Show - Snoop Sugar-Shug


Sir Alan Sugar is about to become the world's most unlikly rap star!

A DJ has sampled his best put-downs from telly's The Apprentice and mixed them with the show's theme tune for a new dance track.

Apprentice B-More Betta, by DJ DUB, features classic lines from the series including, "Who wants to speak first?", No good, sorry, same old story" and, of course "You're Fired"

Sir Alan's spokesman said: "He's heard the track but hasn't given me any feedback yet"

What do you think to his rap? Here's what I thought . . . Listen here


 Connect 4

In case you don't know what 'Connect 4' is, I play 4 tracks, you have to guess the common theme. Simple really . . . *shifty eyes*

So the tracks were:

Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry
Ida Maria - I like you so much better when your naked
Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Gym Class Heroes - Clothes Off

(nudity) of course

So Esther Rhantzen might well stand for as an MP at the next election. Brilliant, imagine her canvassing on door steps: Can I get you to vote for me? What am I offering? Well, have you ever seen a potato that looks a bit like Tom Hanks?! Brilliant isn't it?! And I think at least half the road signs in this area should be mis-spelt in an amusing way to bring a smile to our faces.

Tune in 7am till 11am every weekday -

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