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Top 5 Songs for Gorillas to make love to & Pundemonium!

Top 5 songs for gorillas to make love to.

5.                     Play that Monkey Music - Gorilla Ice  

4.                     Tie a Yellow Gibbon – Dawn

3.                     Chimp Chiminey – Hairy Poppins

2.                     Baboon baboon shake the room – Mandrill Smith

 

And it’s the king of the swingers himself

1.                     King Louis – and Macaque the Knife

 

Failing to make the Top 5 this week Eminem - Orangu-Stan, Arctic Monkeys - I Marmoset You Look Good On The Dancefloor, Music Youth - Possum The duchy On The Lefthand Side  and Will Smith - Baboon Baboon, shake the room.  Is it any wonder?

 

Pundemonium!

Each week we challenge each other to solve the puzzle, causing...ah hem...pundemonium! 

 

 

Jeff asked:

Q: What was the doctor's verdict when Albert Einstein lost control of the entire left side of his body?

A: It’s a stroke of genius

 

John asked:

Q: did you hear about the faulty fire alarm at the sex clinic?  It caused....

A: Premature Evacuation

 

John scored full marks nailing ‘Stroke of Genius’, while Jeff’s valiant ‘a rash for the exit’ scored ½ a point.  That makes it:  John 2, Jeff 1.5. 

 

More pundemonium coming soon.  Sincere apologies.

 



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