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Top 5 - 'Things Not To Do on a First Date'

Big Week Really...

  1. Do not say 'I love you', at no point will this be acceptable.
  2. Don't talk whistfully about children or marriage.
  3. Me, me, me, me, me - don't talk about yourself too much. Especially if it's really boring.
  4. Loud/messy eating. Also, avoid garlic at all costs. Unnattractive.
  5. Do not spend all night on the phone, especially texting. If you don't want to be there than just leave.


Further tips...The emergency exit. If the date is not going well pop to the lavatory, call a friend and ask them to call you with a fake emergency. Then you can leave without awkward questions. A friend of mine did this recently after a chap started singing Mysterious Girl to her. Error.

Walker's Golden Wonders - (my Dad's record of the week). Primal Scream - Get Your Rocks Off 'It's dead good'.

Other tunes - Good Vibrations- The Beach Boys, Steely Dan -Do It Again, Marvin Gaye - Ain't no Mountain High Enough, Hot Chip - Ready for the Floor, others.

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