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The World's Top 10 most unanswerable questions.

On the Sunday Hangover show we like to educate; or more specifically to invite listeners to stay at John's Hotel Of  Knowledge.  Last week's show was no exception, with Pete tackling the biggies:  the top 10 most unanswerable questions out of over 1 billion put to Ask Jeeves.


Fancy taking on the challenge?  Have a look at  Prefer to revel in Pete's genius?  Read on.


1. What is the meaning of life?
Pete:  See the answer to question 8.


2. Is there a God?

Pete:  Yes.  Oprah Winfrey.


3. Do blondes have more fun?

Pete:  No.  Once again, the key to universal happiness is given in the answer to 8.

4. What is the best diet?

Pete: a moderate amount of booze.  And nice food.

5. Is there anybody out there?

Pete:  Yes.  See Derek Accorah work.

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

Pete:  Oprah


7. What is love?
Pete:  giving your last rolo.

8. What is the secret to happiness?

Pete:  plenty of tea, biscuits and Angela Lansbury box sets.

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

Pete:  no.

10. How long will I live?

Pete:  hard to answer.  Depends if you floss or not.

Move over Stephen Hawking.
The tunes that accompanied these revelations:

Take That - The Flood
Lily Allen - The Fear (clean)
Michael Jackson - Black Or White
Eliza Doolittle - Pack Up
Girls Aloud - Sound Of The Underground
Coldplay - Viva La Vida
Paloma Faith - Smoke And Mirrors
Bryan Adams & Mel C - When You're Gone
Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own
Ellie Goulding - Lights
Train - If It's Love
Katy Perry - Firework
Pet Shop Boys - It's A Sin
Michael Jackson - Bad
Roxy Music - Love Is The Drug



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