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The Top 5 Fancy Dress Costumes Ever

Tom's Top 5...
Fancy Dress Costumes
I'll ask the questions that nobody will (I won't).
Enjoed this one. Sometimes leave the studio and feel a bit grumpy because I stumbled over my words like a country Hugh Grant. This week left with what my mother would describe as a 'stupid little grin'.
Started saying 'come on' a bit too much this week, like a DJ Lyton Hewitt. Glad he's gone into tennis obscurity - annoying little aggressive git. Henman was so calm, and so rubbish.
Talked about a possible new name for my show 'Off The Cuff LInks'. It's annoyingly good, so might have to change it. Mind you that;s a lot of hassle.
Line of the show. 'Lady Gaga went out as a mixed grill...does that count?'
Hard fact - genetically modified chickens not to blame for swine flu.
Played Some Good Stuff (because I choose it.)
Justice Vs Simian - We are your friends.
Doobie Brothers - Long train running
G 'n' R - Sweet child 'o' mine (nice use of 'o')
Elbow - The bones of you
Fleetwood Mac - Go your own way
Dad's record of the week. John Lee Hooker - One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
The Squeeze - Up the junction
Electric Six - Gar Bar
Marvin Gay - Aint no mountain high enuuufff.
Blondie - One way or another.
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder they Come
Top 5 Fancy Dress Costumes
5. Angry Birds (the iphone app - let's do it, birds in general would be good)
4. Optimus Prime (if you can home make it it must be a winner)
3. Henry VIII (everyone's happy - especially if he has a hunk of meat)
2. Dad's Army (dream)
1. Oskar the Grouch (best I've ever seen).
That's all folks (thankfully you sigh).

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